[pmmail-list] Fwd: [oc-talk] Preacher's Ass (donkey)

[James L. Vaughn]

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From: Darrell <dschmidt1@home.com>
To: jvaughn2@earthlink.net
Date: Mon, 07 May 2001 11:33:57
Subject: [oc-talk] Preacher's Ass (donkey)

Subject: FW: Preacher's Ass (cute)

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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told
that there was a fortune in horse-racing, decided to purchase one
and enter it in the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so
high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.

He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and
enter it in the races.

To his surprise, the donkey came in third!  The next day the
local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in
the race again, and this time it won.

The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.

The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to
get rid of the donkey.  The preacher decided to give it to a nun
in a nearby convent.

The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted.  He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten
dollars.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD
AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.


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Darrell R. Schmidt
dschmidt1@home.com
B-58 Hustler History: http://members.home.net/dschmidt1/




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James L. Vaughn III
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